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"And that kind of takes the heat off of me."

Willow snickered. "The heat off? He was interested in you?" She patted his forearm. "Never would of guessed it. You're so manly." She couldn't help but succumb to her good mood. Things were looking up.

"Interested in Drusilla." Spike said, his lips twitching. She was quite an engaging little chit. "Besides, he's my Sire." He did a full body shiver. " That would be incest."

"Ewwww."

"You're the one who brought it up."

"So, you're happy he's interested in me and not in Drusilla."

"In a nutshell, yes. I have a vested interest in keeping you safe and sound. So, see? Good ol' Spike will protect you. You have nothing to fear. Except from Angelus. Be careful around that one."

"Hmm." Willow took his advice to heart. Certainly, the demon had feelings for her but he was temperamental. She should never let her guard down. Frankly, Willow was amazed that he hadn't been more upset about the ensouling. She turned her attention back to Spike. "So I guess the Big Bad's my bodyguard."

"Yes, just not 'The Bodyguard' because Kevin Costner's a wanker. I can't believe I spent a few pounds to see him piss in a pot and drink it."

"Well, Waterworld was bad, yes."

"Bad? Try awful. Bloody awful! I mean, the whole planet is covered in water. Why not lean over the side of the sodding boat and get a drink? No, he'd rather drink some Dr. Pee."

"And why was everyone dirty? There is no excuse not to bathe. They spend the whole movie searching for dry land when it was right there on their faces. They should have just gotten everyone together and dusted themselves off. Voila! You'd have a new continent."

"Exactly! And what's with the freakin' midget with the map on her back? What's that about?"

"You really took this personally."

"I take the movies very seriously, Red. He bloody well tortured me for three hours and I paid him to do it."

"But 'Dances with Wolves' was good." She sighed. "Especially Wind in His Hair. I've always been a sucker for tall, dark, and handsome types."

"Oh, really? Like His Poofiness?"

"That's not the issue."

"Oooh, struck a sore point there."

"Move on, Spike."

"Fine. But the movie was too long, if you ask me. I got hungry and had to eat a couple of ushers."

"Jeez, they didn't have Snowcaps?"

"I eat 'em for dessert. Gets rid of that blood aftertaste."

"Ewwww." She grimaced.

"What? I'll never understand you humans, even if I live to be as old as my idiot of a sire. The people at the movie theater were the same way. They were scared at first but I shushed them and told them to keep on watching the movie. Then, they got pissed me and started throwing popcorn and Jujee Fruits. But Dru likes those, so that wasn't too bad. They're lucky I didn't kill the lot of them."

"Yeah, well, bloodshed at the movies never goes smoothly." She was anxious to end the death and chaos talk. "But you have to admit, Kevin was great in The Bodyguard. I mean, with that sword and the scarf!"

"Never figured you for a Kevin Costner groupie. You're not going to start singing that song, are you? The one by Whitney bloody Houston?" She gave him a blank look. "You know, the one where she just opens her mouth and aahhhhhh!" He held his hands to his head. "I will always love you and all that crap."

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Willow smothered a grin. "Hum a few bars? Just to jog my memory."

Spike looked left and then right. "Okay, coast clear." He let go of her arm and then spread his out wide, aimed at the heavens. He opened his mouth and began singing in an exaggerated diva voice. "And I.......will always love you! I will A L W A Y S love you!" He pressed his hands to his heart and closed his eyes. "I will always, love.....I will always love you!"

A dark figure stepped into the light of street lamp and the mocking sound of faint clapping was heard. "Bravo, William. I knew there was some of the old poet left in you."

Spike put his arms down and brushed his hands down over his duster. "I was just-"

"Serenading my lover?" Angelus placed a

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